The wait is officially over, Swifties — The Life of a Showgirl has arrived just in time for Halloween, and it’s about to be on repeat all month long. With 12 tracks on the official album, we obviously had to match them with the 12 zodiac signs because fate is real and this was meant to be. Everyone needs their own showgirl anthem and we’re making it happen. Keep reading to find out which Life of a Showgirl song perfectly captures your sign’s energy.
1. Aries
Father Figure
The ultimate boss energy for the zodiac’s fearless leader. Aries doesn’t hold back when calling out betrayal, and this petty power anthem is about to be their life motto. Pure fire sign confidence wrapped in profit and revenge.
2. Taurus
Honey
Taurus transforms everything they touch, including love. This track about reclaiming words and finding deeper meaning resonates with their ability to turn something bitter into something beautiful. A bad bitch falling in love? That’s Taurus energy.
3. Gemini
The Fate of Ophelia
Gemini can feel like they’re going mad from their own racing thoughts. Being rescued from mental chaos without losing their independence? That’s the support they need. They want help escaping their overthinking without being controlled.
4. Cancer
Ruin the Friendship
Cancer holds onto feelings forever and romanticizes what could have been. They’re sentimental about missed connections and live in the perpetual “what if” territory. This song about wishing you’d kissed your friend hits way too close to home. They’re still thinking about it years later.
5. Leo
Elizabeth Taylor
The pressure of being in the spotlight while maintaining that flawless image? People expect Leo to always shine and always deliver. Just like Elizabeth Taylor, Leo relates to being both celebrated and criticized, adored and picked apart. This track captures their relationship with fame, attention, and the madness that comes with always being watched.
6. Virgo
Eldest Daughter
Virgo carries the weight of everyone’s problems like it’s their sacred duty. This eldest daughter syndrome anthem speaks directly to their responsible, perfectionist soul and that Matilda-esque burden they can’t seem to release.
7. Libra
Opalite
Libra’s eternal belief in love and partnership makes this healing journey perfect for them. This track about healing and rediscovering romance after pain resonates with their eternal belief in partnership and their ability to find beauty after darkness. This transformation arc is their specialty.
8. Scorpio
Wood
The most intensely passionate sign obviously gets the sexy, confident track. Scorpio’s depth and raw honesty in love makes this raunchy anthem feel like it was written specifically for their energy.
9. Sagittarius
CANCELLED!
Sag doesn’t care about your opinion. They’re not always the happy-go-lucky adventurer – they can be cynical, rebellious, and intentionally provocative when they feel restricted by society’s rules. Embracing scandal, loving their chaotic friends, and thriving in judgment? External judgement doesn’t stray their moral compass. This moody, edgy track is basically their personality in song form.
10. Capricorn
Life of a Showgirl
The wise elder of the zodiac warning the youth about harsh realities? Very Capricorn. This mentor energy about the downsides of ambition and encouraging a different path speaks to their practical, protective nature. Their wisdom comes from experience and they’re not afraid to discourage you from chasing the wrong dream.
11. Aquarius
Actually Romantic
The misunderstood rebel dealing with obsession and projection? Aquarius gets it. This diss track about anxieties and people’s weird fixations captures their experience of being analyzed and never fully understood. The ultimate Aquarius anthem.
12. Pisces
Wi$h Li$t
Dreamy Pisces rejecting materialism for a simple, meaningful life filled with love and art? Absolutely their vibe. They’re the least materialistic sign and crave emotional richness over Hollywood dreams.
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